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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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