A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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