- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Chuck Norris is dead......

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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