Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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A Serbian Film

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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