What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Ebola

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Miscarriages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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