Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

No!

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

Justin

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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