- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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