- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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