whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Smelly Indians.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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How old is your mom Dead

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