- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

I love pissing people off :P

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

How do you spell eight? 8

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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