- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

kill yourself

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

My love life

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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