- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Women's rights.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

thomas!!!!

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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