What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

why girl die cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

James Patrick Campbell

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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