- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

why did your mum die young because she had canser

a man makes a bad joke

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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