Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

i had a black friend once......just kidding

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A black student graduated High School

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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