- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

The Morman Religion.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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