- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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