- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

YO FACE

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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