- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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