Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

A seal walks into a club.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

politically correct!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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