- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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