- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

You have friends

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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