What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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