Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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