- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

WILLY

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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