Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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