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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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