Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

France had one revolution

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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