- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

anus

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

my mind's eye?

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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