you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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No!

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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hi joshua

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Anti Joke

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