what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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