- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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