- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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