- Anti Joke

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.