What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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