- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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