What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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andrew wagner

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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