what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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I like touching my boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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the sky is green no it is not

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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