- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

i have a christmas tree.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Justin Bieber

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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