- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A paralysed man falls over.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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