Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Asians.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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