- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

I'd like to make a withdraw

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Vagina.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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