Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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time to spruce up!

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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i have a christmas tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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