Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

thumb_up thumb_down -1

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

You tell me. I have amnesia.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -1

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what goes boo a sock

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

thumb_up thumb_down -1

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops