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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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