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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

So I was walking down the road today

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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