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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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all jokes aside...

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

what are three short words? i a am

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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