- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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