A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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