A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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