- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Bitch

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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