- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

AIDS.

Why? Why not?

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Daniel is a fag

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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