- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Justin beiber..

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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