- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

an dislexik nam rwote hits

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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