- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

i killed my family

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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