What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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