Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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