- Anti Joke

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

roses are red violets are indigo

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

I'm HIV positive.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Wolfjob.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Donald Trump.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.