that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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a woman votes!

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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boobs!

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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