- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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