Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Gay republicans

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Two planes walk into an office building

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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