What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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