Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Knock knock Come in

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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