A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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