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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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