What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

FUCK THE JEWS

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

A mormon walks into a bar.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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