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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Face Hunter is scum

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same