- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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