- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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