- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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