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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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