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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

A baby seal walks into a club.

You know whats funny Aids

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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