- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

I am dyslexic

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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