- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Gay republicans

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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