Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Logan's gay

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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