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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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