Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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