Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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