Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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