Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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