What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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