- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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