- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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