- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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