How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Womens basketball

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

I am very humble.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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