my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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knock knock

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Jellybeans

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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