- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

black people

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

A kid has no friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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