A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Refridgerator.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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