- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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