- Anti Joke

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!