I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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