- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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