- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

. . I am a whale

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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