How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Jellybeans

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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