Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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