- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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