Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Lindsay Lohan

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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