What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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