There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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