- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Feminism.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Feminism.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

23

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **