- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Womens basketball

Your moms so old. She might die soon

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

whos district champs not JM

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

wsde

Roses are red, yup.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

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