- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

where's mom I killed her

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Justin Bieber.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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