Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

a black guy hates chicken.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Christianity.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Cleveland winning something

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

360 NO SCOPE

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

24

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Terry has ebola

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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