- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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