- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Alchohol.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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