How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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4 hours later.

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Terry has ebola

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Set up Punch line.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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