- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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