- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

kk

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

so...um, yeah

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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